SYSTEM MESSAGE: WELCOME TO The DIONYSUS
Transmission from AI Core "DI0N-Y8US"
Date: Stardate 07.12.24.
Location: Exiting vector gates of JuiceCoast Space
CREW DIRECTIVE: CELEBRATION PROTOCOL INITIATED.
Crew and guests of the Dionysus, we have successfully cut through the last sector of Juice Coast space. However, you may have noticed some developments around the ship's interior. To explain, please read the following transmission provided by our Captains & Lieutenant’s.
On our previous journey, crew and guests successfully kept the ship intact rave going through the consumption of fruity liquids and the rhythmic movement of their biological units. Even while our coolant system was slightly off camber & the heat was melting the odd fabrics of space.
However, while flying through the void of Juice Coast space the ship’s gravity scoop picked up an extremely rare mineral. Dr Budder (our lead scientist), exclaimed that with this final missing piece acquired we can now finally upgrade our ship engines to this new technology!
When the captains asked where they got the blueprints for this new engine mod, Dr. Budder said that a robot (with a head the size of a planet) gave it to him. Said that “He would be depressed if no other crew had this particular type of spirit-lifting engine mod,” and that it “almost made him stop frowning.”
The technicians quickly began working on the mod.
As we made our final exit jump to our destination planet. The ship captain and lieutenants made a commemoration.
A eulogy to our space travelling memories.
A toast, you could say.
As the crew were toasting to this celebration, the new modification to our ship engines also came online. Suddenly, pieces of charcoal began to form from consoles and tables from our ship. As the smell of toast was filling the air, Lead Scientist, Dr. Budder entered onto the bridge and proclaimed:
“Everyone stop thinking about Toast! This new engine mod recomposes matter in real time based upon collective thought patterns!”
Following an unexpected enhancement of our warp drive system, we find ourselves mid-toast—and mid-transformation. Be advised: Our new "reality-recombobulator" engine is now fully operational.
You may have noticed ship consoles turned into baguettes, some crew members became champagne glasses, and gravity developed a "chewy" consistency.
Crew and guests of the Dionysus—now that you’ve successfully been revived from your cosmic sleep…
Prepare to celebrate.
Prepare to mutate.
Prepare to…
🚀✨Space Toast🍞🥂
CAUTION: Your attire must withstand dimensional shifts. The recommended dress guidelines are as follows:
🥂 Glamorous Space Travelers: Bring your futuristic fashion, holographic fabrics, & iridescent everything.
🍞 Cosmic Bread: Bread-themed costumes, melted cheese armor, golden crust couture.
💫 Warped Reality Wear: Think melting accessories and Dali-esque outfits.
🛸 Event Details:
🗺️ Location: The Waldorf Hotel (1489 East Hastings St, Vancouver)
🕣 Time: Doors at 8:30 PM
🎶 Features: Live DJs, Interactive Space Art Installations, Reality-Warping Photo Booth
🎟️ Tickets: www.eventbrite.ca/e/space-toast-tickets-1335420842689
🪩 Age: 19+ (All Earthlings must Bring ID.)